EDIT: since i realised some pple do not know wee shu min/have not read the blog post.. i decided to provide a link to the post. well, since she has removed her blog, u have to see it on numerous places where they stored the post.. :P

interesting how Wee Shu Min and her dad managed to make it to 1 and 3 on technorati.yes, the power of the internet at disseminating information.

hopefully, it would help erode the control the PAP has over our freedom of speech, although, as we have already seen, they are trying hard to limit what pple have to say over the internet. cough, "undermining the seriousness of the elections process" yes, of course.. we are *tt* mindless.

anws.. this is an interesting read: http://singabloodypore.blogspot.com/2006/05/infamous-quotes-of-glorious-pap.html

this is damn funny!!


here's another joke i came up with: yo mama's so full of shit, she gave birth to you when she had a big poop.

haha.. i was just browsing thru wikipedia and i came across a section on 'YO MAMA'!!!

its apparently a afro tradition... check out the entry here: yo mama jokes!

its really damn funny.. if u scroll down, u'd get to see things like:

Yo' momma's so fat...

she uses a lawnmower to shave her legs
when she swims in the ocean, some one shouts, 'Free Willy!'
she's got more rolls than a bakery

Yo' momma's so stupid..

she bought a tape on how to fix a VCR
when she drove to the airport, and saw the sign 'Airport Left' she turned around and went home

Yo' momma's such a slut...

she walks around with a mattress on her back

Yo' momma's so ugly

When she was born the doctor took one look at her and slapped her mother.
She entered an ugly contest and got turned away, because they told her "Sorry, no Professionals"

and other than all these funny stuff.. there is uncyclopedia! parody to wiki of course.. and its really quite funny too:

Singapore
OPRAH (this one is a MUST SEE!! haha)

feeling a little empty right now. well, which i do every once in a while.

maybe its cuz of the impendings CAs.. hopefully so. studying without much passion, going through the motions of annotating my notes, then reading them, attempting to commit them to memory. how i wish i were so lucky to be doing something i really want to. what is it? i dun even know, so i guess, i should just settle and do what i have to do right now and stop thinking silly thots.

meanwhile, this is a good read.

rite... so i have not blogged in a while, cuz i have been too tired. i am perpetually tired, no matter how much i slp.. so maybe i should just slp less? :p haha

so last 2 weeks + i have:

1) watched little miss sunshine
2) watched departed
3) bought many new things
4) spent a lot of money
5) realised my exams are coming and tt i need to mug
6) went to vivocity
7) went out, went out and went out
8) celebrated christine's bday (more on this and pix too below)

9) tasted althea's cooking

ok seriously, i've not been doing quite enough work, i am currently fluish, so this is not good. hmmm. but on the other hand, i am having a lot of fun, so i dunno.. as long as i dun flunk my exams.. :P

vivocity has gotta be 'the place' to be recently, with everyone flocking down to look at it, and being on the papers and all. well, it is ok.. not up to the hype, possibly cuz the shops aren't open yet i guess. the inside looks quite huge and it is quite nice, but the outside.. it looks like shit! haha. the view though, its gotta the mall with the nicest view so far.. :D hehe.. so tt's something to like abt it.

tt's miss diva president: POOJA PRANKAJ SHAH (i think i got it rite..). she was on the phone and mighty pissed!

yes movies.. caught The Departed with changmou and nick today.. it was quite a good film. though i was a little confused cuz i couldn't tell apart all the bald men at the start of the show.. haha. but well, it was quite a good movie! go catch it if u have time.. u wouldn't be able to guess how the show closes.. lol. Little Miss Sunshine was also a nice like satirical piece.. though i guess whoever wanted to, has already caught it.

yup and as for shopping.. i dunno what possessed me to spend so much. :X bought new shoes, a new tennis bag, new clothes and well, things like ink i guess is necessary. haha.. but really, too many things in a week. i am drying off my bank acct!! :X but i guess its really enjoyable.. haha. and i guess not eating too ex food does leave me more money to spend.. hehe.

on thurs, bunch of us went to celebrate christine's bday!! haha.. at first, it was to be.. settlers. but somehow, we ended up at kbox. christine said, "its not tt i like kbox, but my friends always wanna go!" all i can say is.. you keep telling yourself tt, and we'll keep 'believing'.. ;)

well first, we had dinner at suki sushi... look at how much we ate!.. and tt's not all the plates! tt's cass and yanxin with some of the plates

moi christine and gary.. christine looks v hungry still, pursing her lips.. :/

and with roys who according to yx, still doesn't know how to smile for pictures :P

close up shot of christine's face!! (and she wonders why i got many fugly shots of her.. muahaha).. but she thinks this one cute btw.. :P
both of them taking so long to sip tea, until i can't get out. TSK!

this thing was a hard fought present! roystan managed to beat cass to it. well, it has a spelling error.. and they were trying to see who deserved it more (worse standard of english).. :p

photowhore christine.. i managed to catch her in action! haha.. flashing away

of course, must pose too! act cute pose! :P

all of us together!! :) haha.. HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHRISTINE once again.. :D hope u enjoyed the video we made.. its v nice! and yup... stay 39kg and 18years old every year... :P

ok, lastly, we went to michelle's place to try althea's cooking.. it was quite good.. interesting dish: Devilled Eggs. where the egg is hardboiled, with the yolk scooped out and mashed with other stuff and then piped back in.. :) hehe. and there was just a lot of food, like risotto, lemongrass chicken, salmon, salad and soup.. haha. was damn full! and yeah, also had lana cake by violet kwan.. it was quite good. the cake is quite light and u can just eat and eat lots and lots of it.. yummy! :) though i must admit, the sales pple at lana's cake are damn.. bitchy to some pple (not me cuz i didn't interact w them :P). lol. well too lazy to elaborate.. maybe next time.. :P

hmmm, so glad the haze has kinda lifted. was not very nice trying to squint while driving.. to think i kept trying to clean my windscreen with the wipers thinking it was my windscreen at first :X and yes, outdoors is fine now.. lol!

 

and i have been looking out of window at other apartment's window's recently. i realise tt some houses, their curtains dun lift! its shocking.. not once have i ever been able to see the inside of their room. and by 8 the lights are off (tt basically means i dun ever see them on) strange. do pple actually live there?!

i finally feel like updating my blog and write abt bintan.. :) haha, uploaded the photos ytd but was too lazy to write much..

anw, this is the sunny (well not so much when we were there though :( ) island of bintan! nice empty beaches, with fine sand, damn salty water and lotsa sandflies.. heh. but really, a nice relaxing place to be... ahhh.



ok, so we left on a wed via ferry from the tanah merah ferry terminal (which i never knew existed!).. and started photowhoring. mich just has to be in the pix.. -.-"

ok, actually, i started photowhoring by myself cuz no one wanted to take with me.. :O

the guys (from left- zp,me,dedrick,nick) after arriving at the resort.. :)

ok.. we were bitchy. this guy was strutting around with tiger stripped pants!! :X turns out we were to meet him many more times... he is the XIAO BAI LIAN of tt SUGAMAMA! hahaha.. ian, how do ya like such a sugamama? ;) but well, it was hilarious cuz we made fun of him from the start of the trip and every day after tt!! the next morning, i was sitting the buggy then i saw him driving big mama round, and i was like, hey... she too fat to sit in the front of the buggy and has to take the back seat to herself.. :embarrased: but well, i dunno if i was slow or what.. i didn't think he was her gigolo till like thurs nite, when we were at a club and he doing a private dance for her... LOL. damn funny, he was shaking his booty, dancing sluttily for her. and boy can he shake! shake and wiggle every part of his body.. no wonder she was so captivated. ha..

this was the buggy. it is nice to sit in it, esp at nite.. the wind just blows on your face, driving away the dull humid heat. and of course, the most excited pple were audrey and zp, who hadn't passed their driving test. haha. more on it later.. ;)

our first lunch! food is freaking ex.. 5 of us ate normal ala carte food.. but the 3 rich kids had buffet.. poor us just stared at their food.. :(

after which, we went to the pool! haha... guess what happened when mich threw the ball at aud... :o it went thru her hands and hit her head... :/ but well, audrey was trying to throw a ball to mich later, but it hit a tree branch and went straight for mich's head too.. so they're quits i guess.. :p

then, we went paintballing. a freaking paintful game.. damn! i wish i had thicker skin like zp, then can chiong more and not feel the pain! looking like construction workers.. and add on the helmet and googles later.. haha!! overall, it was rather fun la.. i enjoy shooting pple. and seeing them wince. and retreat. haha, ok, i am a lil sadistic. i know i gave zp a huge love bit which yall can see later! and shot nick's head too.. :p i sadly, failed to shoot anyone's boobs like i intended too.. LOL

crankily waiting in the house for the 2 divas to be dressed so we can head out for dinner and KTV! :p 2 divas are claire and audrey.. pooja granted them membership to her diva club.. :)

written at dinner tt day while waiting for food, "Michelle is crapping at dinner now.. She is complaining tt her drink which is called woman in e moon.. And she complains it tastes like fruit punch! She is sad tt dun have midoris sour.. Haha. The drinks here are freaking cheap.. Like 9 and one for one.. Woah! Today was quite fun la I guess.. We arrive at abt 12.. Then drove e buggy! It is one of e most amusing thing man.. We're all dangerous drivers.. I almost made zp fall out e buggy by reversing into a curb like thing.. Lol. Then he went to swurve damn fast on our way back, causing mich's legs to flail up.. Muahahaha! Most interesting activity was paintball! Omg, its damn painful. Haha, everyone has quite bad bruises.. Wah lao.."

anws, dinner was super ex too, and not v good either. bah! bring food to cook next time u go. and hmmm, drinks are good.. yummy.


our orange peel after having our egg nougs! NOTE THE LOVE BITE! :P


after tt.. we had red carpet treatment as we went for our ktv.. i dunno why zp has such a strange redcarpet pose though... :/

zp looking damn serious as he sings.. and i dun even wanna comment on my look :X the place damn freaking retro.. must look at files and choose song and enter code one! i almost wanted to laugh when i saw it... LOL!!!! and all the oldies.. wah... i felt like an ah pek. but still damn fun.. we all go crazy when singing.. :p

then.. there was midnite drama.

just when the lights were turned down, and you thought it was a good time to rest.. suddenly, u hear an ear piercing scream.

"OMG! COCKROACH!!!!!!" yes... it was michelle's ear piercing scream. arrghh.. it was apparently on her bed.. right next to her... muahaha.. tt was quite priceless i must say. well, it shat on her bed and ran off. and mich stomped off to call housekeeping.. and there they were, cleaning the place and catching the cockroach at 2am at nite.. haha. damn funny.

next day.. i think my room (nick zp and i) got up the latest.. we were just slping so well.. haha. butbut, we weren't late and went for breakfast and gokarting! WHICH I WON!! mich tried to over take me earlier on, but i was ruthless, and banged her into a heap of tyres.. after which, she and her car were just a shadow of her former self, being slow and ploddy. after which, no one ever overtook me. so undramatic -.-" haha.

photo in our villa.. started off with me and zp lying on the couch cuz we were tired.. then everyone joined in.. :/



we also played times up! this game fish brought.. i think i am good at guessing.. haha. its damn fun, but sooo energy consuming. here is claire acting out sth! haha

mich having her lardy day.. she spent her day 2 lying here, then went for massage, and came back and slept somemore!! omg.

as for the rest of us.. we headed down to the beach! haha.. beach babes (aud n claire) below :p


and of course, the hunks (the person in sexy red trunks is zp not me!) ;)

zp, nick, moi, claire and aud went snorkelling.. its quite fun!! though i was dying initially.. cuz i have never done it before and i had NO idea what to do. i was apparently biting my mouthpiece not quite the right way la.. and water kept swishing in and i was choking on damn salty and funky tasting seawater. PUI! and soon later i was breathing so fast, i felt like i was hyperventilating.. not a nice feeling, so a malumalu went back up the boat and pretended to adjust my googles... -.-" LOL. after tt i forced myself back in, and i just kept swimming on and on.. its really captivating the stuff in the water.. pretty corals, spiky sea urchins, and of course fish! and its quiet.. i like it! after like damn long, i realised tt no one was near me.. so... i turned back. and haha, zp brought bread!!! to feed the fish.. haha.. those fish are monsters. u hold a piece of bread and schools of fish just SWARM you. man.. they peck at the bread, and u can hear it! pokpokpok tt kinda sound.. and my bread is damn stale, and hard kind. and they peck at it, and soon air bubbles come out of it. ok, i think i am being too detailed.. but i was just really fasinated.. haha. i tried many many ways to catch A fish, but failed. i think those pple on survivor must be damn pro, can spear a fish somemore! like, have to take into account refraction of the water somemore leh. PRO! one think i dun like abt it is the bobbing UP AND DOWN non stop in the water. :/

after snorkelling, we rewarded ourselves with piping hot chicken wings and fries! yummy.. :) haha.

3 diff pple ate the tail of the chicken. aud, nick and yours truly. but clearly, one doesn't eat chicken wings v often.. :/

i was happily falling aslp on my beach chair.. when zp asked me to play beach soccer against like the natives on the island.. OBVIOUSLY, we got thrashed damn bad. something - 0. haha.. but it was rather fun la.. and tiring.. :)



after cleaning up and everything, we headed down to pasar OLEHOLEH for dinner. such a happy name.. ;) it is like a small area, where the food is actually cheaper.. haha. quite a nice and filling dinner for once. not before drinks of course! haha.. zp was damn drunken.. thanks to nick who didn't wanna finish his B52 which was quite strong.. :p and dedrick acting slutty too :p



then some of us went to the opening of some club.. where we got an eyeful.. well, not the stripper show, which somehow never happened, but the gigolo dancing for sugamama.. haha, itkz, better start training.. ;)

our last day was crazy. mad rush by a 1+hour car ride to tanjong pinang for cheap massage. man, u think 1h car ride is not v bad, IT IS! on indonesian roads... so winding and bumpy, its really madness. seriously, i didn't even feel car sick after 7+hours of bus ride in NZ but this 1 hour was just... haha. but the massage was damn comfy.. interesting experience.. its my first la.. hehe. but i am just so ticklish... i almost was gonna kick the massuer.. lol. my fav has to be hand and feet and back... :) haha. and the car ride back was worse.. he was a mad driver. i felt like in a need for speed car. he would drive on oppositing traffic lanes to overtake, and he swurves so hard cuz he almost bangs the motorbikes down. haha.

okok.. one last time.. which was back at singapore ferry terminal. there were this bunch of super kiasu aunties and uncles just anyhow cutting queue! they are crazy. mich was bitching loudly, "audrey, next time u grow old, dun be so aunty and kiasu and anyhow cut queue, must not be so kiasu" i almost died laughing. they dun seem to understand though. and when i tried to tell off an uncle, he just looked at me blankly -.-" best part was when i overheard their conversation in hokkien, lamenting tt the ang moh's dun let them cut queue and use their luggage bags to block the queue and scold them somemore.

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well, now, its back to the real world again..